Explaining to children that since there’s no more room in hell and therefore they will sadly walk the cursed earth forever as one of the living dead is possibly the proudest moment a parent can have.
Cherish these moments parents, because your children grow up so fast. (I promised myself I wouldn’t cry… sob… It’s just soooo bitter sweet.)
Archive for ‘April 30th, 2010’

Plants vs Zombies reviewed by a 1.5 yr old!
by Zombie Carter on April 30, 2010 at 4:58 amYou’ve got to start them young. This kid is cute, and really likes “Plants Vs. Zombies.” Clearly he is giving a very positive review to that game. He has good taste.
I’m just proud of his father for desensitizing his child to the mind numbing horror of the undead. When the zompocalypse happens, he’ll thank you… Provided your still alive.
Another great find by “The Zombie Nation” Citizen #1 Ladybelle…. Thanks.

“Jane Austen bites back, as a vampire apparently”
by Zombie Carter on April 30, 2010 at 4:55 amBy Michael Thomas Ford, published by Ballantine comes the true tale of Jane Austen…. As a vampire…. an awkward awkward British Vampire.
Oh crap! An awkward British writer as a vampire, and she’s still around. I better stop poking fun at these books, before I get killed in the middle of the night…. by Jane Austen.
Will somebody please rewrite Mark Twain’s terribly boring… oh so boring books.


