Furniture made for zombie defenseon April 28, 2010 at 4:55 am
Your minding your own business, sleeping, and suddenly ZOMBIES!!! But you have stupidly left your shotgun in your other pants (It could happen). Well, what do you do? What… do… you… do?
With this zombie defense nightstand your never unarmed. This handy nightstand instantly converts to a handy shield and club perfect for smashing the heads of your unwanted and undead intruders.
If you get attacked at night you may look pretty silly fighting zombies in your underwear though. That’s why I always sleep in full medieval plate armor, not just because of zombies, but because I look damned sexy doing it.