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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Movie in the Works
on March 4, 2010 at 5:01 amPosted In: Uncategorized
Well I could not be more happy about this if you paid me.
Author Seth Grahame-Smith’s follow-up to his successful Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has already been optioned for a movie version.
(Gleeeeeeee) Deadline reports that Tim Burton has teamed with Wanted director Timur Bekmambetov to produce a movie version of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
The following is how publisher Grand Central Publishing describes “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”:
Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother’s bedside. She’s been stricken with something the old-timers call “Milk Sickness.”
“My baby boy…” she whispers before dying.
Only later will the grieving Abe learn that his mother’s fatal affliction was actually the work of a vampire.
When the truth becomes known to young Lincoln, he writes in his journal, “henceforth my life shall be one of rigorous study and devotion. I shall become a master of mind and body. And this mastery shall have but one purpose…” Gifted with his legendary height, strength, and skill with an ax, Abe sets out on a path of vengeance that will lead him all the way to the White House.
While Abraham Lincoln is widely lauded for saving a Union and freeing millions of slaves, his valiant fight against the forces of the undead has remained in the shadows for hundreds of years. That is, until Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The Secret Journal of Abraham Lincoln, and became the first living person to lay eyes on it in more than 140 years.
Using the journal as his guide and writing in the grand biographical style of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the true life story of our greatest president for the first time-all while revealing the hidden history behind the Civil War and uncovering the role vampires played in the birth, growth, and near-death of our nation.
I won’t lie this news makes me giddy and tingly in my no no areas…. I shouldn’t have shared that… Dang it!
In addition to this Lionsgate has picked up the movie version of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, with Natalie Portman attached to star and David O. Russell circling as director.
If you live in Utah, and sadly I still do, you know exactly which book and commercial this is a parody of. I love the casual deadpan expression of the guy explaining that you’ll either “go mad from the forbidden knowledge… or you’ll be on your knees praying for a new dark age.”
Of course it’s so simple. Go out and get your own copy of the Necronomicon today.
Or if your feeling really insane you can follow My tutorial and make your own Necronomicon (Click here for pure awesomeness!!!) to read and go insane with. I am not responsible for any dark and terrible forces you may unleash in the process, however.
Looting is fun… but sometimes we get distracted.
on March 3, 2010 at 5:00 amPosted In: comics, Main Story
It’s true, zombies don’t need to pee…. That doesn’t necessarily mean that zombie don’t have “other” needs. Needs that can only be met by weird drawings with huge…… eyes, and small….. mouths.
Wow, I feel very awkward now.
Yessssssss!!!!! Making boring things more interesting every friggin day. These people are true humanitarians. Now if he could rewrite some of Mark Twains crappy yawnfest books (ALL OF THEM are yawnfests) I’d appreciate it. Being forced to read those in highschool made those crappy years of my life even crappier.
From the New York Times bestselling author of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES comes the true history of our sixteenth president – Seth Grahame-Smith’s ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER.
Available wherever books are sold.
Give this clip a view. It is more than worth your time. Lincoln is a badass and I had no idea that John Wilkes Booth was a vampire?! That’s awesome!
Now if we could somehow arrange for Lincoln to kick Edward Cullins sparkly @$$ I would really be happy.
You know how you all worship me and the ground I walk apon?! Well be prepared to fall in love with me all over again. Do you see the happy little moods associated with my posts?!
I know! I think they are the greatest thing since sliced bread too!!!
With my own two hands and divinly inspired talents I have crafted… nay… “spun” these graphics from gossamar strands of pure anadulterated awesomeness!
Now when I post something I can attach a little zombie dude who will perfectly encapsulate my mood….. IN ZOMBIE FORM!!!!!!!!!!! (Look at how many exclamation points I just used. That’s how you can tell how bad@$$ed this news is!)
I love me soooooo much! (Sounds of me patting me on the back here.)
Yes, I know… I am such a dork…. I feel sadness.
Apparently they get together to dress up as zombies and play games for charity several times a year. Any excuse to dress up as a zombie I am entirely supportive of. I mean it’s just practice for when it’s all going to happen for real right?
Right.
