Yet another company that should just plain hire me. I would love to make stuff like this. Such a fun game that matches my sense of humor perfectly. Plants VS Zombies…. DO WANT!
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You know what? I was just thinking that my life was missing something, but I couldn’t tell what….. Crack? Pudding? Lithuanian midget hookers reinacting George Washington crossing the Delaware while singing “I feel Pretty.” Holy crap that’s close, but still no.
I need Dinasaurs with frikk’n Laser beams tearing up the town! Hells yes I do…. And then I’m going to need some Lithuanian midget hookers.
…..um for thier… um… singing ability. Yes that sounds totally plausible.
You think your day is bad do you? Well let me tell you something, Mister. When I was a boy I had to walk to and from school 100 miles everyday through a feild of rusty razors covered in lemon juice. And if I was ever late they beat me with a midget.
Literally they picked that little guy up by the ankles and paddled me for two straight hours….. Okay I won’t lie. I liked the midget part.
But the rest is true and it really sucked.
