Why does everything sound more sophisticated when it’s with a British accent. I love how they just casually walk away from the zombies…. Hilarious.
Archive for ‘February, 2010’
Danger 50000 Volts Zombies 3
by Zombie Carter on February 25, 2010 at 5:20 amZombies…. like us but more dead. I publish this as a service to my fellow men.
BTW I had no idea us Yanks used baseball bats for golf. That’s awesome!

Infinity Ward says: No Zombies Coming To “Modern Warfare 2″ As Downloadable Content
by Zombie Carter on February 24, 2010 at 5:22 am“Modern Warfare 2″ developer Infinity Ward says to gamers basically to don’t hold your breath for any type of zombie or Nazi Zombie downloadable content for Modern Warfare 2.
Robert “FourZeroTwo” Bowling, speaking with IGN, said when this Spring’s “Modern Warfare 2″ downloadable content rolls out, zombies will not be included.
“There will be no Nazis or zombies in any piece of Modern Warfare 2 downloadable content,” Bowling adamantly stated at a “Modern Warfare 2″ tournament last weekend.
This makes me sad as that would have been the only thing that would have made me get it. Not that I’m against the game, but my stack of unplayed games it already too high to add another one to the pile.

Don’t worry he’ll be much happier as a zombie.
by Zombie Carter on February 24, 2010 at 5:00 amAhhh poor guy… I almost feel sorry for him. Nah.
I’m sure he’s much happier now that he doesn’t have to worry about getting bit buy zombies. See it’s the anxiety that’s the worst part of the zombie apocaylpse.

Dusty Zombies….. way better than DJ Bobo.
by Zombie Carter on February 23, 2010 at 5:20 amI had to search for something that would take the pain of DJ Bobo from my brain. I think we can all agree that while this video lacks scantily clad emo chick dancing around, the music is infinately better. Sorry DJ Bobo, you just can’t compete with creepy puppets playing the fiddle.

DJ Bobo, the vampire… Please take him seriously.
by Zombie Carter on February 23, 2010 at 5:17 amAt first I started laughing, then I realized DJ Bobo was serious. Then I was sad for DJ Bobo. I should start a new catagory for things like this… The WTF? catagory. DJ Bobo? Wow!
The truly terrible part is now I have this crappy crappy song stuck in my brian… the only way to exercise this demonic tune is to pass it on.
The truly truly horrible part is that the song is starting to grow on me. Please somebody shoot me before it’s too late and I start writing him creepy fan mail.
Zombie Pizza from Appy Entertainment: Trailer
by Zombie Carter on February 22, 2010 at 5:05 amI got my wife one of those iPod Touch’s and ever since she’s been playing game after game from the itunes app store. This is great! Now we can combine our interests, she likes the casual games and I like the restless dead. If you really think about it Steve Jobs is helping my marriage…. Thanks, Steve Jobs.
Now let your stinking ipod use flash so I can start putting my own apps together…

