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Dead Rising 2 release date revealed.

by Zombie Carter on February 13, 2010 at 5:14 am
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Dead Rising 2 Release date Announced

Poor zombies, everyone want to hit you with things.



“Major Nelson” from Capcom has announced that:
# Dead Rising 2 will release in North America on Aug. 31, Japan on Sept. 2 and Europe on Sept. 3.
# Dead Rising: CASE ZERO an exclusive download only on Xbox LIVE, will launch prior to the full game and provide a playable prologue that bridges the story between the two titles.

CASE ZERO? Is he referring to my raging case of “cold sores?!?” That miserable SOB!, he swore he would never tell!… I feel so violated, and not in a good way either.

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When Zombies Shoot Back

by Zombie Carter on February 13, 2010 at 5:00 am
Posted In: comics, Sketches
When Zombies Shoot Back

It’s very one sided, zombie battles. I think if you want to make the desperate struggle of the coming zompocalypse more interesting…. Give the zombies guns.
In fact may be we need to start a version of the NRA for zombies… The Zombie National Rifle Association.

It would give a whole new meaning to the saying, “You can have my gun when you pry my cold dead fingers from it….(Add to it) Because that means I’m close enough to bite you.”strong>

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