Bless you, Jonathan Coulton, you are a true national treasure. This has been around the intertubes for a while, but I have to post it anyway as it is awesome and should be viewed repeatedly. In case your wondering Jonathan Coulton is a singer/songwriter who releases his songs via the Creative Commons which allows creative people to make great videos like this.
Archive for ‘February 9th, 2010’
You play as hero Barry Steakfries, and you’re meant to use time portals to stop the evil zombie scheme of Professor Brains, with lots of guns.
You know some people might argue that there are too many zombie games out these day, that maybe we should try something else, and that maybe we’ve had enough. I would argue that those people should shut their big old pie holes before I shuts it for ‘em. Zombie games are never not awesome! Learn to love them or… The terrorists win.strong>
The game will be $5, and will be out February 25th. Come on!!! It’s $5 and your playing a guy named Barry Steakfries for crying out loud, You get to shoot zombie dinasaurs! That’s good stuff there.

Dude, when a werewolf says to pull his finger…. You better pull that finger.
When I think gothic monsters I think of three things. Zombies, vampires, and werewolves. Of zombies I have a deep and somewhat creepy love for zombies it’s true. Not being a horny teenage girl I don’t care about vampires overly much (The sparkly variety even more so). Next to zombies my second love would probably be the werewolves.
Unfortunately Hollywood does werewolf movies really craptastically (That’s a real word, my spell check says so). It’s usually some shmuck with fur glued to his face,… terrible, just terrible. I really enjoyed the “Underworld” movies because they didn’t do that. I just like a werewolf that’s huge and menacing, not one that looks like I do after not shaving for month.
I am modestly optomistic that this new movie “The Wolfman” won’t suck…. we’ll see.
