Archive for February 7th, 2010
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Can’t wait for this movie to come out! I saw this one a while back and was very impressed. It was like watching a movie leangth version of “Tales From the Crypt” only this was good. (Shudder….. “Bordello of Blood”…wow that sucked.) If you havn’t seen this movie it is definitely worth your time. I will be picking up a copy on the 30th.
From Dread Central:
Dominic Monaghan and Larry Fessenden play professional grave-robbing team Arthur & Willie, who make their living stealing corpses in 18th Century Ireland. The duo start off working for peanuts under a nefarious doctor (played by Angus Scrimm in all his scowling glory) but soon catch on to the huge money-making opportunities behind corpse snatching. Arthur recounts these events from a prison cell to a priest (a very offbeat Ron Perlman) on the eve of his beheading, so the story largely unfolds through a series of flashback vignettes as he and Willie run afoul of rival grave-robbers, vampires, zombies, and several other oddities that would be criminal to spoil.
I will be picking up a copy on the 30th when it’s released Stateside.
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Now before you start writing me angry letters telling me what a horrible person I am (I already know BTW) just let me say this…
I think we can all apreciate any of you attractive women who may want to put on the occasional pair of fox ears and call yourselves a furry. That’s a wonderful thing and I assure you I support you in everyway. In fact feel free to send any photos you may have of yourselves to me for review. I promise I will not post them on the intertubes….
I’ll just keep them in this creepy drawer I have here at my desk…… I call it my creepy creepy drawer of shame. (If my wife is reading this, then that drawer is not real, I made it up, and… don’t you judge me!)
However, if you are a 300Ib sweaty man dressed as a woodchuck who likes to “meet” up with other 300Ib sweaty men dressed as other forest creatures in your mom’s basement….. yeah….I don’t care what you say…. gross dude… gross.