These look awesome, and when the zombies rise to kill us all I’m sure they would come in handy.
Archive for ‘January, 2010’
Beckinsale denies she’s signed for Underworld 4 (DAMN IT!)
by Zombie Carter on January 14, 2010 at 5:05 amKate Beckinsale denied widespread reports that she has signed on to a fourth Underworld film, which would begin a new trilogy in 3-D. Beckinsale told a group of reporters that she had barely even considered reprising the role of vampire/death dealer Selene.
See that’s just wrong. For some reason I really like the Underworld movies, warts and all, and I really would like to see more of them. I’m sick of glittery emo vampires (Edward Cullens) and this looks like this is the best I can expect for a while on the vampire genre front.
Please let Daybreakers be good!
“I haven’t signed anything,” Beckinsale said in a press conference today in Beverly Hills, Calif., where she was promoting the thriller Whiteout. “It was always conceived as a trilogy, which I was never going to be in the third one. I think if they came up with an amazing script or whatever, then, sure, I wouldn’t be averse to it, but it’s not necessarily planned.”
The prospect of a new trilogy left her downright flummoxed. “God, three whole more?” she sighed. “I don’t think my daughter needs to see my bottom in rubber for another 10 years.”
Oh yeah! Well what about my needs, Beckinsale?! What about what I need?! Forget your daughter, maybe I need to see that for another 10 years!… Some people are so insensitive.
Beckinsale is aware of development on Underworld 4, but only through the Hollywood rumor mill. “I heard they’re talking about a fourth one, but I don’t know if that’s officially happening or if that’s just a rumor,” she said. “As far as I’m concerned, it’s a rumor.”
Picture shows how “Twilight” should have ended.
by Zombie Carter on January 14, 2010 at 5:00 amI confess, I have read the Twilight series. I must also confess I am not a fan.
Twilight reads to me like better than average “Fan fiction” or more like a huge “Mary Sue” story. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not bad, it’s just not for me (possibly because I’m a dude). All of the women at my work love this book as well as the one slightly effeminate man (You know who you are, buddy, don’t deny it).
I just can’t get over the fact that it’s a “Sparkly” vampire teen melodrama.
Maybe that’s why I liked the “Blade” movies. Now those were some gross and nasty vampires with not a single “sparkle” to offend the eye. Oh! with the notable exception of the third Blade movie… wow, what a trainwreck.
Oh well to each their own…. can you believe there are even SOME crazy people who aren’t fans of zombies.
Madness.
I did a bunch of fan art for “Left 4 Dead” and it’s sequel as I am hugely addicted to them. My only complaint with the game was the lack of variety in the zombie bosses. Only five, and the Witch you can’t even play. The sequel did better and has several minor bosses, but I came up with my own…. because that’s what I do. Hense this little cartoon.
I’ll be posting up the rest of my weird Ideas in the days to come.
For “legal” purposes this zombie is not “meant” to represent my own ex-wife. But you know what they say. “Write what you know.”
Man spends month fighting zombies… on Twitter
by Zombie Carter on January 13, 2010 at 5:05 amKnown only as Gus from Florida a US man has spent the past month “Tweeting” about fighting off hordes of undead zombies. He announced in December that, “Zombies are everywhere and this is my diary of the apocalypse.” Since then he has been updating his Twitter account @manvszombies to document his fight for survival against the army of the undead. Typical updates include details of zombie sightings and his hunt for food and other survivors.
God Speed, brave soldier. Our prayers for your continued survival go with you.
I absolutely love it when people do stuff like this and while I’m aware that he’s just doing this for fun I’m going to take this guys Twitters seriously and start saving up food and ammo.
Zombie Ronald Reagan to lead the GOP… He’s got my vote.
by Zombie Carter on January 13, 2010 at 5:00 am
Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP
I love “The Onion.” Just about Peed myself watching this. If the Republicans Brought Ronald Reagan back as an inhuman monstrous zombie I would totally vote for him….. I love zombies.
E’gad, Zombies!
If the Idea of “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” makes you giddy (and what is wrong with you if it doesn’t?) you might want to keep an eye open for this little film due out 2010. It’ll be short about twenty minutes but it does have the voice and acting talents of Sir Ian McKellen better know to some as Gandalf and Magneto.
I love these “period” zombie movies, it’s a nice change from a bunch of survivors holed up in a farm house or mall movies. Visit their site for more details. http://egadzombies.co.uk/



