Even after the zombpocalypse your still going to have to carry auto insurance….. It’s the law.
Do zombies even drive? I know I will, and after I become a smelly (or smellier) rotting corpse, eternally hungering for the flesh of the living, I sure as crap am not going to go wandering slowly around. I’m going to find me the biggest most “Red Neckiest” land behemoth and start smashing things. I suppose I will need even more auto insurance at that point as, trust me, I intend to run over a lot of people when I’m a zombie…. just for “funzies.”
It’s just not an apocalypse without random mayhem.
By the way. That is a self portrait,…. but don’t get excited ladies (and some of you more effeminate men) I’m happily married.
Man, I am one SEXY zombie!!! I love me!!! (Sounds of me patting ME on the back)
There is something inherently terrifying about the lightless depths of the ocean. It’s an alien and unexplored world covering the majority of this planet. Who knows what could be down there, lurking…. waiting to strike us down and devour us.
I think that’s one of the reasons I enjoy H.P. Lovecrafts stories so much. It captures that nameless dread and terror of the unexplored and the unknown. However it is also thanks to his stories (and the movie “Jaws”), that I will NEVER go swiming in the ocean…. ever.
