Die Edward!  Die!

I confess, I have read the Twilight series. I must also confess I am not a fan.

Twilight reads to me like better than average “Fan fiction” or more like a huge “Mary Sue” story. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not bad, it’s just not for me (possibly because I’m a dude). All of the women at my work love this book as well as the one slightly effeminate man (You know who you are, buddy, don’t deny it).

I just can’t get over the fact that it’s a “Sparkly” vampire teen melodrama.

Maybe that’s why I liked the “Blade” movies. Now those were some gross and nasty vampires with not a single “sparkle” to offend the eye. Oh! with the notable exception of the third Blade movie… wow, what a trainwreck.

Oh well to each their own…. can you believe there are even SOME crazy people who aren’t fans of zombies.

Madness.