Yes I’m aware that it’s not Thanksgiving… I don’t care.
Anyway, thought this was amusing. After consuming so much Turkey on Thanksgiving that I thought I was going to die, I sketched out a zombie turkey, passed out from the tryptophan and had a delightful nightmare about zombie turkeys coming to seek their justly deserved revenge.
In my Thanksgiving Day nightmare the only one’s the zombie turkeys spared were the vegetarians. I’m not sure if that was because they weren’t angry at the vegetarians or because being a vegetarian is already so horrible that the zombie turkeys thought they had suffered enough.
I have a theory of course. Possibly since being a vegetarian causes one to be extremely flatulant, the vegetarians in my dream may have repelled the monsters with their tofu inspired “emanations.” It’s just a theory of course, but it does make me giggle like the immature man/child that I am.
With “Left 4 Dead 2″ out I’m having funn coming out with new concept art for the game. And sadly Valve is running out of time to HIRE ME for their next version of “Left 4 Dead”. Hire me dang you!
Anyway, I thought it would be cool if the characters had somebody shooting back at them. Hey just because they are zombies doesn’t necessarily mean they can’t handle fire arms. And what is more terrifying than a zombie who’s packing some heat?
A zombie who’s packing heat and wants to give you a full body cavity search. Be afraid.
By the way, you get extra points if you got the “Cool Hand Luke” reference. I love old movies and think it’s pretty sad that the kids these days rarely know anything about them.
I admit it I don’t get Twitter.
I don’t understand how people can “Tweet” about every tiny insignificant aspect of their lives. I have seen people “Tweet” about which can of soup to buy. Honestly, you know your a complete waste of skin when you actually think other people care if you buy “Cream of Mushroom” or “Cream of Brocoli.”
You get “Cream of Brocoli” damn it!, because Mushrooms are gross!
People get so obsessed with Twitter that they “Tweet” constantly about everything. During a zombie apocalypse this is a sure fire way to get yourself killed. If you have something significant to say you should get a blog, start a webcomic, and bitterly complain about people things like “Tweeting.”
…Dang it! Just realized I’m a hypocrite again.
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