See, in this clip Dustin learns some important life lessons: First, when zombies are after you make sure the door is secure. Second, and more importantly having “Dirty Zombie Sex” is not quiet enough to make you a zombie.
Why do I get the feeling that when there actually is a zombie apocalypse I’m going to have the same problem as this guy….. sadness. Although I did find it funny when he gets rejected by the zombie chick too. Ah good times, good times.
Yes I’m aware that it’s not Thanksgiving… I don’t care.
Anyway, thought this was amusing. After consuming so much Turkey on Thanksgiving that I thought I was going to die, I sketched out a zombie turkey, passed out from the tryptophan and had a delightful nightmare about zombie turkeys coming to seek their justly deserved revenge.
In my Thanksgiving Day nightmare the only one’s the zombie turkeys spared were the vegetarians. I’m not sure if that was because they weren’t angry at the vegetarians or because being a vegetarian is already so horrible that the zombie turkeys thought they had suffered enough.
I have a theory of course. Possibly since being a vegetarian causes one to be extremely flatulant, the vegetarians in my dream may have repelled the monsters with their tofu inspired “emanations.” It’s just a theory of course, but it does make me giggle like the immature man/child that I am.
Zombie Kitchen….This is how the zombpocalypse truly begins.
January 30th, 2010 | by Zombie Carter
I bet you had no idea that your kitchen was such a hot bed of deadly zombie activity… Oh how wrong you were! Now that you’ve been warned you go grab your shotgun and start blasting everything in your fridge. And when the cops are hauling you off to the loony bin you just tell them one thing…
….Your welcome… I just saved the world.
With “Left 4 Dead 2″ out I’m having funn coming out with new concept art for the game. And sadly Valve is running out of time to HIRE ME for their next version of “Left 4 Dead”. Hire me dang you!
Anyway, I thought it would be cool if the characters had somebody shooting back at them. Hey just because they are zombies doesn’t necessarily mean they can’t handle fire arms. And what is more terrifying than a zombie who’s packing some heat?
A zombie who’s packing heat and wants to give you a full body cavity search. Be afraid.
By the way, you get extra points if you got the “Cool Hand Luke” reference. I love old movies and think it’s pretty sad that the kids these days rarely know anything about them.

