Callin’ Yer Mom…..
I saw some clip art of a telemarketer…. Like all telemarketers he had an evil gleam in his eye. I could literally feel the evil coming from him in waves.
His expression seamed to me to say, “Exxxxccceeeelllleeennntttt…. You have just sat down to eat, now is the time to peddle my Satanic wares. Bow down to me and forfiet all you hold dear. I shall flay your soul and lay it at the feet of my terrible master.” At this point I imagine he would cackle madly and make the sign of his dark god.
I felt compelled to put pencil to paper and attempt to capture his true nature, dark and disturbing though it may be.
I hate him sooo much.