Happy Halloween From The Zombie Nation. I hope you all get a ridiculous amount of candy. And if you are an old fart like me then I hope your kids get a bunch of candy….
Then you must steal it from them.
It’s a time honored tradition that every generation of parents indulges.
We lie to the children, telling them that they should only eat a little bit of candy each day. This merely prolongs the window of opportunity for the parental theft of candy to proceed. When they are not looking some of the “choicer” candies shall begin to disappear.
Soon… SOOOOOOOOOON you will possess all of the precious candies and your children and mine will be left with nothing left but those gross orange and black salt water taffies that no one ever eats.
Why do they even make those?