This is how “Tar Man” started. Nobody let him out either. And when he finally did get out… Well lets just say being stuck in a canister for for several decades marinating in your own juices does not do wonders for your skin. It does make your teeth pearly white though. So that’s a plus.
Also if you don’t know who “Tar Man” is click here. He’s awesome.
Technically this is also a fart joke which I am on record of not being a fan of. There are exceptions to the rule sometimes.